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doing bits 

When you do something that is really good
"Did you hear about jake?"
"Yeah he pulled her"
"Yeah to be fair he is doing bits"

"She said yes"
"No way did she"
"Yeah"
"Well done mate, you have done bits there"
doing bits by Bitsmaster2k13 October 13, 2013

Doing bits 

Having sexual relations with somebody up until the point of sexual intercourse.
'Mate, what did you get up to last night with that lass?'

'Just been doing bits, so I fingered her pal'
Doing bits by Goddess888 June 19, 2018

Doing Bits 

A phrase used by people doing little with their lives to express they're doing something good in a subtle, modest manner.

Mainly used by the great unwashed, and commonly referring to drug dealing.
"Hey Charlie, fancy a McDonalds?"
"Yes. Let's go!"
'Doing bits ain't we Charlie"
Doing Bits by 10decisions July 12, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026