Doing a Daniel 

Posting a status on Facebook, then replying with multiple comments before anyone else has responded - i.e. having a conversation with yourself.

Doing a Daniel:

Daniel: Feeling happy today.

Daniel: Although I'm kind of sleepy.

Daniel: Might have a nap.

Daniel: Thanks for reading.

Daniel: That is all.

Doing a Daniel by Ryme November 12, 2011

Doing a Daniel 

Fake flexing something not in your possesion in order to emit a jealous reaction from those around you even though they do not give a single shit.

Daniel: "Oh i bought trainers for £200"
Random person: "What brand?"
Daniel: "Oh Nike. Black and white trainers."
Random Person: "For £200??"
Daniel: "I never said they were £200"
Random Person: "Stop doing a Daniel"

Doing a Daniel by Lajsbsk October 13, 2019

Doing A Daniel 

Peeing Outside

I peed outside when the downstairs toilet was available. I was doing a Daniel.

Doing A Daniel by Weller February 1, 2023

doing a Daniel 

Falling asleep during an intercourse after consuming a large amount of alcohol.

He‘s such a jerk! I thought he was the one and he‘s doing a Daniel every time..

doing a Daniel by definetelynothim January 18, 2024

Doing a Danielson 

When a former punk kid, is now old enough to go to the bar. Gets drunk, and does something incoherently stupid.

Great, he just hit the dart board, looks like he's doing a danielson.

Doing a Danielson by Liarfish April 10, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020