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Dog park 

Dog Park is a place where you take a legged pooch to.
Dog parks are only for 4 legged pooches. Keep the two legged one in the car.
Dog park by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

Dog park 

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.
I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.
Dog park by Butt Conner March 9, 2023

Dog park 

A situation/event/gathering that leads to interacting with many of your best friends.

~Derived from how dogs get excited/wag their tails at the dog park when seeing other dogs.
Victoria: "So Stacy, Hannah and Kathy are moving into my neighborhood, it's going to be a dog park!"
Rachel: "Ahhh such a dog park!"
Dog park by Chrico_PK May 5, 2024

dog park daredevil

The practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.
A dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

Dog park close 

A degree of relationship to another person. The person is more of an acquaintance that you’ve met, but don’t know outside of a specific context. You may have exchanged pleasantries, not exactly superficial, but probably not intimate details. Sort of making conversation to pass the time.
I saw you speaking with Mary the other day. Do you know her well?

No, not really. We are dog park close.

We met at the park and spoke often. I wanted to know her better but we never really got beyond dog park close.

dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.
The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.