dog bandit

Judeo/Christian/Muslim substitute for the infidel phrase "God damn it!".

As I appraoched our bedroom I heard a shout.

"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.

dog bandit by Michael "Michelle" Moore May 30, 2006

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hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.

Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof

hot dog bandit by simon gardner September 13, 2006

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dog bandit • hot dog bandit • raw dog bandits • dog • dog water • dog food • dog's bollocks • dog fucker • dog shot • dog walk

raw dog bandits

Created from Instagram account @Hoodville…Means you fuck women(the finest women) without a condom and never catch any type of disease because you’re sly as can be. Also you can ejaculate where ever you please because you got the game!

Being Defined
Jimmy:Hey did you hear Dominick fucked that sexy bitch Tara?

Brennan: He’s been raw dog bandits for life! Hope he don’t catch anything.

raw dog bandits by D-$tack$ August 4, 2022

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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