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dog snot 

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
dog snot by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
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Dog Snot 

When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.
Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.
Dog Snot by Dingaroo December 2, 2020
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dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.
Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

Snot Dog 

When a female is giving a blow job and has a runny nose & get a mixture of snot and cum all over your cock.
when you are just about to blow your load tickle her nose with a feather, so she sneezes at the exact same time.Thus giving you a snot Dog
Snot Dog by Lamel May 9, 2006
A very sweet man, who is devilish tendencies. His hobbies are having sex, getting high, and getting drunk.
Fuck me harder, DOGSNOT!
dogsnot by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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