Dog Dancer 

An ancient quote used by many to describe clatty bastards throughout the omagh tech community.

For example, shape of thon black leon with a5 rims, 'bit of a dog dancer he is'

Dog Dancer by Malachy99 March 25, 2016

Beta dog dance

An occasion where non-alpha males attempt to act more dominant than they are.

Jack's assessment of the Fraternal Order of Fowls meeting: a beta dog dance for middle management aspirants.

Beta dog dance by Duckbutt December 27, 2003

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

hot dog dance by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

dog on cat dance 

The dog is represented as a penis and the cat is a vagina.

The man takes his dog and does a dance with it a woman's cat.

Basically means sexual intercourse.

I'm good friends with my friend's mom and sometimes we do the dog on cat dance

dog on cat dance by Dan Corbin May 27, 2007

dance with a dog 

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

dance with a dog by Ilkley March 25, 2020