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crim dell

The Crim Dell is a pond on the William and Mary campus. There is a picturesque bridge across it, a popular image in the college's promotional materials. Tour guides falsely claim the bridge was dubbed the "2nd most romantic spot on a college campus" by Playboy. The pond is covered and filled with algae and other slimy plants, and supposedly has high fecal content. This, however, does not stop the college's improv troupe from submerging their faces in a bucket of Crim Dell water for their "Bucket O' Death" routine.

The Crim Dell is also a popular spot to go skinny dipping as part of the William and Mary triathlon tradition. As students bare their bodies and jump giddily and uninhibited into the pond with their friends, it is not unusual to hear screams of "stuff's touching me... everywhere!" as the aquatic vegetation carresses every square inch of their bare bodies, creating a stimulating, sensual, and unforgettable experience.

This skinny dipping most often takes place on Friday and Saturday nights between midnight and 3:00 am, either as part of the sequence of the entire triathlon, or by itself, with participants completing the other two thirds of the tradition at other times. Students often jump into the pond from near the bridge, and swim around in that area, or swim the entire length of the pond and emerge, naked and wet, onto the access road between the Sadler Center and the Integrated Sciences Center.
The bravest students will not bring a helping friend, diving naked into the water with everybody they came with. Others will bring a friend to carry clothes and towels. Either way, as Towelie will remind you, "don't forget to bring a towel!"

You will emerge, in your wet, naked beauty before your swim mates, and potentially your helping friend. For a glorious moment, before you use the towels, you will see each other stark naked, with all your friends' soft and dangly bits bathed in dreamy moonlight and the cool night air. This is the perfect time to drink in the sight of youthful, milky tits and powerful young cocks, both firm from the influence of the water as well as the electrifying atmosphere of mutual nudity and exhibitionism.

You will never forget the amazing night you spent naked with your friends, skinny dipping in the Crim Dell. The next time you and your friends find yourselves walking about campus on a warm night, suggest swimming in the Crim Dell as a fun bonding experience, and feel the magic of nudity in those waters which make up a central part of William and Mary.

Johnny: Hey, wanna go skinny dipping in the Crim Dell?
Eric: Yeah man, that sounds like so much fun!
Camille: Woooo! Let's go skinny dipping!
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A derogatory term used to describe the sh!t support or bad computers offered by Dell corporation.
I experienced Dell Hell when I tried to call Dell for help to repair my broken Dell computer today, but they put me on hold for an hour then hung up.
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Dellroy Delight

When you and a group of your closest coworkers get together after a long weeks work in Dellroy, Ohio and play roofie roulette... there's one Ambien and the rest are Viagra. You must blindly ingest whatever pill you draw and whoever gets the Ambien gets fucked in the ass by the rest of the guys when they pass out.
"Hey guys! You wanna get together for the Dellroy Delight Friday? It's been a killer week and I need a release, God I hope I don't draw the short straw again... this'll be the third time in a row! The last time you guys fucked me so hard I had to see a doctor."
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Della

If your parents named you Della, you've pretty much been born into a life of badass-ness . You're an awesome female that is effortlessly gorgeous and glamorous, but still outspoken, loud, and not afraid to speak your mind. Guys wanna date you, and girls wanna be you. you're always the life of the party. sure, you might think you have enemies, but really they're just people that are jealous of your perfection. oh, and youre incredibly smart, witty, and funny. if someone has a problem, youre here to help c:
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Della

Della is a beautiful person! If you ever meet one, consider yourself lucky since they don't come around that often.

Della has a beautiful smile and laugh and a hilarious sense of humour ! Amazing kisser and amazing at other things too ;) She has an awesome rack and bootylicious booty!

The only downside to Della is that she doesn't hang around long! She'll come along and brighten your day and then can leave without saying anything. Della is also very nervous when it comes to relationships! If you ever meet a Della, treat her like a Queen, she'll feel more confident and will probably stay around!
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Dellinger Special

A Dellinger Special is a sexual act where one party shits in the shower while the other party watches. This is popularly done in BDSM and is perceived as a portrayal of dominance. This term is native to Trinidad and is considered slang.
P1: I heard Tays and Stella were going to do the Dellinger Special.
P2: No way, I've been wanting to try that
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