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The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
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soft double 

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The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.
Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"
soft double by ThesecretBG September 24, 2016
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