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Divock Origi 

A fine human being that is always there when you need him at a crucial time.
Who is your favourite person ever to exist?
No doubt,it has to be the one and only Divock Origi.
Divock Origi by lewisj72 June 5, 2019
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Divorce rape 

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?
I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.
The act of getting beaten up so many times it's almost like you're stuck in an endless time loop.
"Bro, i got beat up again!"
"Dude, this is the 15th time this week! Either you did some bad shit or you're just getting Diavolo'd."
Diavolo by beenis joestar September 18, 2019

Divorced Barbie 

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009

Lord Diavolo 

The red haired and hot boomer who has a prideful right hand man and a bangable butler. A color changing demon lord who grew up in solidarity. He just needs a lot of love, hes so precious. Also, he has an extremely contagious laugh.
Lord Diavolo by KittyJumin August 14, 2021
Something that only an idiot can have more than once.
"You had another divorce!"