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Ditch witch 

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend
Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

Ditch Witch 

Bob’s driving skill really impressed us as he veered off the road and flew around the culvert in the Ditch Witch
Ditch Witch by cfrounfe1 June 17, 2018

Ditch Witch 

A Witch that will make it easier for you to ditch class, or to ditch your friends (if you have any)
The ditch witch helped Tommy to ditch class.
Ditch Witch by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014

Ditch witch 

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch 

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

Witch Ditch. 

Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?
Witch Ditch. by SharkBate88 December 20, 2013
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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