Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020

Ditch Witch

A black Jeep

Bob’s driving skill really impressed us as he veered off the road and flew around the culvert in the Ditch Witch

by cfrounfe1 June 17, 2018

Ditch Witch

A Witch that will make it easier for you to ditch class, or to ditch your friends (if you have any)

The ditch witch helped Tommy to ditch class.

by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014

Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

Witch Ditch.

An evil woman's vagina.

Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?

by SharkBate88 December 21, 2013

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

by bringshomethebroccoli September 09, 2017