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Rit-Dit-Dit 

A slashing movement of the middle finger across one bastuds cheek.
John: 2+2=5 right?
Jeff: Rit-Dit-Dit (smack)

You spelled Bastard wrong... Rit-Dit-Dit
Rit-Dit-Dit by Ritttt April 19, 2011

Dot Dot Dit Dit Dot Dot Dash

"Damned If I Know" from the Gil Scott-Heron track 'The Ghetto Code'.
There are two questions that concern us very much about the letter “C”
The first one is: the CIA—who the hell runs that organization?
The second one is: who runs this country?
“Dot Dot Dit Dit Dot Dot Dash,” “Damned If I Know”

dit me VNPT 

If you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that they are frustrating with the internet bandwidth and they are most likely to live with the lag or unplayable.
"HOLY SHIT I'm randomly teleporting all around the map, dit me VNPT ping cao vai ca lon!"

"Fuck! we lose the round! Why I can't hear the plant bomb sound? dit me VNPT" - "You randomly have 3-6% loss that's why you can't hear the plant bomb sound."
dit me VNPT by DekaiUmi March 10, 2022

dit me FPT 

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me fpt", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play, it's dit me fpt"

dit me Viettel 

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
Are you hacking bro?" - Random Gamer
"No, it's just vietnam internet, dit me Viettel wifi lam an nhu con cac tao" - Vietnamese Gamer
dit me Viettel by AddictYURI March 13, 2022

dit me 4G VNPT 

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their mobile internet bandwidth is so bad and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't move, dit me 4G VNPT, dit me nha mang so 1 viet nam, dit me thang nao cat bang thong nha tao, dit me lu chung may"
dit me 4G VNPT by dit me VNPT March 25, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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