Distract 

Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.

The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.

Distract by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

distract and snatch 

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

distract and snatch by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

Distract Attack by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

distract yourself 

To frig yourself off

Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself

distract yourself by Burmbly May 26, 2024

second-hand mac distract

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.

Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.

I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.

second-hand mac distract by thebatman89 February 20, 2009

PennManor School Distract 

The literal worst School distract ever! I would literally rather have a bear bite my dick off then go to school at pennmanor! The girls are all sluts and if there not sluts they feel the need to say they’re taken every 3 seconds when nobody asked, almost all boys are nude chasing fuck boys who honestly have the worst hair cuts I’d rather piss in a bowl of shit then eat it then have a convo with those fuckboys and literally just toxic ass fuck people, only very few good nice people!

Adam : Yo what school do you go to John

John: PennManor School distract

Adam: holy shit man I’m sorry

John: it’s okay man I’m planning to kill my self tomorrow, I think I got aids from one of the girls touching me anyway.

Adam: sorry man , tell god I have his 5 dollars.

John: you don’t get it you can’t go to heaven after you go to PennManor it’s that bad.

Adam: shit man i don’t know what to say .

PennManor School Distract by PennManor student Sadly December 11, 2019

Cloud District 

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)

Cloud District by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr May 24, 2016