A spiritual way or rational way one can perceive things out to be. Usually this can be used with many ideologies, beliefs and philosophy. It's a matter of perception.
You: Hey as long as the balls don't touch it ain't gay if you fuck a female version of yourself who also happens to have a flopping sausage with cute bing bong balls it don't count. That's how discernible it is.
Someone else: Well what if it's just masturbation? It's just a clone isn't it?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!