A Dirty Skylar is when your bestfriend sticks a bunch of polyensian sauce up your ass, bust the packet and then dip a chicken nugget in it when it starts to drip out.
Someone who is is a total sweetheart in person but a super freak in the bedroom. Dirty Skylar only does monogamous relationships but is so into making her man feel appreciated and pleasured. Dirty Skylar loves funny and sexual memes and they really make her day if she's down.
"Oh, well there goes Skylar being the usual dirty Skylar again." " Sexual memes are pretty much the definition of Dirty Skylar.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.