Dirty Veggie

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When you deepthroat a squash and fire a paintball gun up your ass, while being nose fucked by a giant black guy named Tyrone

"Wanna dirty veggie some time?"

Dirty Veggie by Shart6969 April 20, 2022

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Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

Doing the Dirty Veggies by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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