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Dirty Tessa 

Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.
"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"
Dirty Tessa by dirty tessa November 16, 2009

Dirty Tessely 

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum
~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”
Dirty Tessely by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

Dirty Tessaca 

When she is short enough to blow you while standing up.
Damn! Look at that shorty over there! Hopefully she gives me a Dirty Tessaca later.
Dirty Tessaca by Insanitation October 8, 2020

Dirty Tessa 

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug
Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…
Dirty Tessa by Poot69 March 13, 2023