dirty smurf

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

by nate.dawg October 3, 2008

Dirty smurf

An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.

Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween

That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!

by Dirtysmurf December 9, 2016

Dirty Smurf

When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.

"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."

by Mackbooty1456 May 9, 2017

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

by Truecolours72 November 28, 2021