Dirty Smurf

When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.

"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."

by Mackbooty1456 May 09, 2017

dirty smurf

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

by nate.dawg October 03, 2008

Dirty smurf

An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.

Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween

That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!

by Dirtysmurf December 09, 2016