Dirty Shamus 

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.

I like to end my week with a Dirty Shamus.

Dirty Shamus by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021

Dirty Shamus 

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

Dirty Shamus by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

Dirty Shaymus 

A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.

"I gave James a Dirty Shaymus the other night. I got fucking baked!"

Dirty Shaymus by lunydusterman November 24, 2020

Dirty Shams 

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.

Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky

Dirty Shams by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021

dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

dirty seamus by doobskiez November 14, 2025