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Dirty Saxophone 

The act of felating your partner with four fingers in your rectum whilst having a a mouth full of Nutella

At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella
Dirty Saxophone by Honest Joe January 20, 2021
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dirty saxophone 

The man takes the saxophone and puts the end of the bell inside her. Continuing to play melodic tunes causing her to orgasm a great loud yell. Best note choice is b flat or a high c.
Went to band camp last year and all the girls wanted a dirty saxophone!

Dirty-saxaphone 

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When a woman has her toung in a males ass and her hand flutters the nut SAX.
He liked the way she played the dirty saxaphone!.(dirty -saxaphone) dirty-saxaphone
Dirty-saxaphone by Yrralessof October 28, 2018
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