Dirty Sammich

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

by cosmovern September 9, 2010

sammich dirty

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.

guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.

by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010

Dirty Sammichez

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache

Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.

by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015