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Dirty Randy 

A unique tequila shot. Rather than licking the salt, taking the shot, and biting the lime... One instead snorts the salt, takes the shot, then squirts the lime into their eye. The same effect is achieved, but it is much more entertaining to those around you!
Holy shit dude, did you hear that Jake had a Dirty Randy two nights in a row? The guys at the bar thought he was fucking insane!!!
Dirty Randy by AHordeOfJews June 7, 2014
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Dirty Randy 

Friend One- "I got a gram of cocaine."
Friend Two- "I got an adderall!"
Friend Three- "YES!"
Friend Four- "YES!"
Friend Five- "YES!"
Friend Six- "That's a Dirty Randy!"
Dirty Randy by ChloeMydia July 19, 2018

Dirty Randy 

When you are too short to see a girls tits so you ask for nudes
Last night joe had to pull a dirty Randy because he is so short

Dirty Randy 

When a guy has mean dirty nasty sex with a girl who is already in a relationship and therefore is cheating to get pleased on spot
This girl I know came up to me and said I'm horny, my bf doesn't please me enough so I gave her the Dirty Randy
Dirty Randy by GoodBadboy21 October 28, 2013

dirty randy 

its when all your friend does all day is sleep and jerk off
friend 1: ayo wyd td bro tryina chill

friend 2: nah my bad bro im bouta be dirty randy all day
dirty randy by nackel August 21, 2019

Dirty Randy 

When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.
Doritos!? I'm so mad I'm about to go Dirty Randy mode!
Dirty Randy by Fart Maniac June 14, 2023

Dirty Randy 

A sexual position when one person is doing a hand stand, and the other back flips into the others ass or vagina.
"I've just done the best Dirty Randy of my life"
Dirty Randy by McRandiiDandii December 9, 2023