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Dirty Pony 

Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.
"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga

Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
Dirty Pony by Fro Yo August 22, 2011
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Dirty Pony 

A very attracted male who is either extremely cocky or known to being a man whore.
1. That soccer player is so sexy but  he's such a dirty pony, he's the most cockyest guy I have ever seen.

2. Oliver is a good catch for a boyfriend but your going to haft to clean him up, he's a dirty pony. That boy has so many girls that he knows the female anatomy without even taking a class
Dirty Pony by Dontleavmealone October 13, 2011

Dirty ponyboy 

The process of a man (named ponyboy probably) putting his thick juicy dick into a mans sarcophagus.
Ponyboy: yeah I hung I with Bob and gave him a dirty ponyboy

Johnny: I want to kill myself even more now
Dirty ponyboy by I.fucked.ur.mom October 9, 2021
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