greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
Similar to the sex act referred to as the "Cosby Sweater", the "Dirty Pancho" is a sex act performed when one partner eats Taco Bell or another kind of Mexican food and shits on the receiving partner's chest/stomach area for the arousal of one or both parties.
"Dude, Maria ate some Chipotle and a few hours later gave me the best Dirty Pancho I've ever had."
"Luci gave me my first Dirty Pancho last night and I came so hard."
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.