greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexualtween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
Similar to the sex act referred to as the "Cosby Sweater", the "Dirty Pancho" is a sex act performed when one partner eats Taco Bell or another kind of Mexican food and shits on the receiving partner's chest/stomach area for the arousal of one or both parties.
"Dude, Maria ate some Chipotle and a few hours later gave me the best Dirty Pancho I've ever had."
"Luci gave me my first Dirty Pancho last night and I came so hard."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).