-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.
2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair
3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza
-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.
A young male from a town called pinesdale who has smashed with all or almost all of the people in their age grouparound town. 99% of them being their cousins.
A dirty sinead has a MASSIVE penis… not as big as dirty Ella though, hers is even bigger. A dirty sinead is someone with the second biggest cock, it’s still decently sized.