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Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!
OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

Dirty Pineapple 

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.

Dirty Pineapple 

the act of using a ribbed condom and, after ejaculation, turning the condom inside out for reuse.
Tony: Gina hasn't been over lately. Are you guys okay?
Ryan: I gave her the Dirty Pineapple, and now she wants nothing to do with me.
Dirty Pineapple by snee!ze April 11, 2011

Dirty Pineapple 

When you stick a pineapple a ring on your dick and engage in anal sex.
I tried the Dirty Pineapple with Alyssa last night. I’m never gonna look at pineapples the same again.
Dirty Pineapple by AcidRomeo21 September 26, 2022

Dirty Piney 

A young male from a town called pinesdale who has smashed with all or almost all of the people in their age group around town. 99% of them being their cousins.
"Hey did you hear Mark was a dirty piney?"
"Ya, I heard he banged all his cousins"
Dirty Piney by Mr cheezy boi March 15, 2025

dirtysinead 

A dirty sinead has a MASSIVE penis… not as big as dirty Ella though, hers is even bigger. A dirty sinead is someone with the second biggest cock, it’s still decently sized.
Person 1: Hey do you like a dirtysinead?
Person 2: Yeah but not as much as a dirtyella