Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.

“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.

by Benjikillamilla April 14, 2020

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024

During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.

Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.

by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023