Dirty Mendez
A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.
Dirty Mendez by Zandzz June 29, 2020
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Dirty Mendez by Jesus "Chuy June 19, 2008
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Dirty Mendez
The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.
<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
Dirty Mendez by The Horny Owl August 19, 2008
Dirty Mendes
A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.
Dirty Mendes by HT Titan June 24, 2005
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dirty mendek by Igor Kikena September 3, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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