Dirty Matthew 

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Matthew 

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

Dirty Matthew by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

Dirty Matthew 

Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.

Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!

Dirty Matthew by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006

Dirty Matthew Ashley 

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

Dirty Matthew Ashley by Period pain March 9, 2019

Dirty Mathew 

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

Dirty Mathew by anonymous December 14, 2020