Dirty Matthew
Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020
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Dirty Matthew
Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.
Dirty Matthew by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020
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Dirty Matthew
Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.
Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
Dirty Matthew by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006
Dirty Matthew Ashley
Dirty Matthew Ashley by Period pain March 9, 2019
Dirty Mathew
A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.
Dirty Mathew by anonymous December 14, 2020
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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