Dirty Ike

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When you’ve got an unfortunate name and try to make it sound cooler but it only makes it worse. And you’ve given period oral sex on more than one occasion so there’s no way it was only an accident.

Look at Ike over there, his name was honestly better before.

Oh man, I got really drunk last night and Dirty Ike’d her.

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Dirty Ike

A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut

P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight

P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!

Dirty Ike by Mydickbringsalltheboytotheyard April 20, 2020

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Dirty Ike

When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.

Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.

Dirty Ike by ChodePriest June 11, 2023

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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