Dirty Ike

When you’ve got an unfortunate name and try to make it sound cooler but it only makes it worse. And you’ve given period oral sex on more than one occasion so there’s no way it was only an accident.

Look at Ike over there, his name was honestly better before.

Oh man, I got really drunk last night and Dirty Ike’d her.

Dirty Ike by Thedude28489 April 20, 2020

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Dirty Ike

A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut

P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight

P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!

Dirty Ike by Mydickbringsalltheboytotheyard April 20, 2020

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Dirty Ike

When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.

Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.

Dirty Ike by ChodePriest June 11, 2023

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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