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dirty haven 

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains
Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

dirty Hagen 

a dirty hagen is the act of placing a full set of nintendo switch joycons into your ass whilst intoxicated. once the joycons are in your asshole you play mario tennis by twerking and consuming more alcohol. once you have one at least one round of mario tennis you remove the joycons and cum into a mason jar with upwards of 12 micro SD cards
person one: yo where are my joycons?

person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen

person one: god dammit
dirty Hagen by Vega_eleven November 2, 2021

dirty halen 

the act of eating dino nuggets while fisting a girl wearing a girl wearing a travis scott costume
"my girl wanted to go to a travis scott concert but i gave her a dirty halen instead"
dirty halen by bewsyboi May 6, 2022

Girls who have dirty bongs 

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.
Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.