Dirty Haven

when you cum in your sock and beat someone with it

I gave Jesse a Dirty Haven

by Daddy Dick February 26, 2022

dirty haven

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains

Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

dirty Hagen

a dirty hagen is the act of placing a full set of nintendo switch joycons into your ass whilst intoxicated. once the joycons are in your asshole you play mario tennis by twerking and consuming more alcohol. once you have one at least one round of mario tennis you remove the joycons and cum into a mason jar with upwards of 12 micro SD cards

person one: yo where are my joycons?

person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen

person one: god dammit

by Vega_eleven November 2, 2021

dirty halen

the act of eating dino nuggets while fisting a girl wearing a girl wearing a travis scott costume

"my girl wanted to go to a travis scott concert but i gave her a dirty halen instead"

by bewsyboi May 6, 2022

Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

by Joannelily March 28, 2022