A man that gets off to looking at girls who strongly resemble a chunk of spam or pig lard and repeatedly smacks his dick against a hard surface in order to nut. A Dirty Ethan normally resembles a discord server moderator and may or may not be into DDLG.
guy: hey you know that weird new kid that just started going to our school?
girl: oh yeah, I’ve spoken to him. Definitely a Dirty Ethan
A guy who fetishizes vegetables, one who goes to the nearest phsyc ward and finds the biggestvegetable cock to stretch out his asshole. and he loves curly haired light skin with massive cocks. Also he never wears condoms unless they’re supreme x nike x dior off white dead stock lime red edition .