Dirty Dutton 

The act of taking a lady out to a fine dinner than bringing her back to your place for some lovin. when the action starts to heat up, you run to the nearest corner and violently masturbate because you can do it better yourself.

Gene took winnie the poo out on a date then brought her back to his house were he later dirty duttoned her.

Dirty Dutton by Dirty Dutton Davis May 20, 2012

Dirty Dutton 

When you find a nice girl and bring her back to your place, once she is warmed up and ready to go you jump back and angrily masterbate in the corner because you can do it better yourself.

I had this hot blonde last night and got her with the dirty dutton!!!!!!!!!!

Dirty Dutton by dirty dingus May 24, 2012

DirtyRutton 

When you fuck and suck off your grandad after stealing off your nan while not washing for 3 years and use the fan to evaporate the odor

Someone: "last night I did the dirtyrutton"
Ricky Sutton: "oh nice I do that all the time"

DirtyRutton by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022