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Dirty Derek 

When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.
Last night, I gave Heather the Dirty Derek. She loved every minute of it.
Dirty Derek by Kyle Christie July 20, 2008
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Dirty Derek 

Guy, guy, girl, & one of the guys is a bbc
Derek searches pornhub for dirty dereks with bbc.
Dirty Derek by L. Jefe February 17, 2017

dirty derek 

when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while he is defecating on another omans chest
dude i totally dirty dereked those two babes last night
dirty derek by drexrock August 5, 2008

dirty Derek 

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.
hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!
dirty Derek by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Dirty Derek 2K18 

A threesome with 2 men & 1 woman where one of the men is dressed as a fireman, & the other is dressed as a dentist.
Derek searches xhamster for a dirty Derek 2K18 because he loves firemen & dentists.
Dirty Derek 2K18 by L. Jefe June 11, 2018

dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.
I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

The New Dirty Derek 

A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.
Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.
The New Dirty Derek by L. Jefe June 11, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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