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Dirty Cowley 

The act of being such an enormous stud that women become wet just by the thought of you
Oi lad did you see Matthew, he gave Sarah a Dirty Cowley

dirty crawley 

A dirty crawley is when your wife heads into the ghetto alone and a train of at least 20 people blow loads in her ass. She then sits on your face while sleeping and releases said load in your mouth while jamming a dildo up your ass.
My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.