Dirty CPR

When a man is passed out, a woman must put her vagina, covering the man's mouth, and she must queef into his mouth and save him.

Woman: how did I do giving you the dirty CPR?
Man: bitch what the fuck compelled you to do such a thing?

Dirty CPR by Aronik September 15, 2021

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Dirty CPR

When a girl has had a heart attack, instead of putting your lips to the bitches mouth, you fart in her mouth.

A bitch had a heart attack, so contrary to medical advise i gave her dirty CPR

Dirty CPR by abdul984545 August 11, 2006

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