Dirty Bagel 

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.

Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!

Dirty Bagel by Hal G July 18, 2006

Dirty Bagel 

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

Dirty Bagel by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010

Dirty bagel 

When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

This morning we had a dirty bagel.

Dirty bagel by Dirty Carmona October 31, 2018

Brazilian Dirty Bagel 

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.

The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.

Brazilian Dirty Bagel by REAPERDuh? December 4, 2011

dirty bagelin' 

The act of tossing someone's salad when they have a dirty bagel.

She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.

dirty bagelin' by Hal G July 18, 2006

dirt bagel 

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

dirt bagel by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

Dirty baelynn 

Someone who is nice and is a good best friend and you should trust them with secrets etc... They will never leave your side, funny and will put you in a good mood:

My friend is a real “Dirty Baelynn” never gonna leave my side.

Dirty baelynn by AnonymousKiryu May 12, 2020