Dirty Andon 

The act of using telekineses to place marijuana and crystal meth inside a tube and blasting it into someones ass. Also known as an anal andon.

I think I'm constipated, but I want to feel good so why not perform a Dirty Andon?!

Dirty Andon by Chinkyboy321 February 15, 2023

Dirty Ando

A Dirty Ando is a drink used to prank a fellow friend. It is always a whiskey, preferably Fireball or High West Double Rye and must have the ashes of a dead friend mixed into it and served without him being aware. If both the Fireball and High West Double Rye are consumed on back to back nights, a large ashy bruise will develop.

Man, did you see his bruise? He must have done a double Dirty Ando.

Dirty Ando by doodoo pants February 1, 2018

Dirty Andan 

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.

"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Andan."

"You fucking degenerate."

Dirty Andan by bodyarmoroutcast April 15, 2020