dirty jack

dirty jack is when a person named jack cuts off a rat's penis and puts it in there penis and then proceed to fuck a girl until they ejaculate in her until the rats penis is inside of her.

I just did a dirty jack inside of my girlfriend

by Barry Martin April 19, 2020

Dirty jack

When you have your massive penis inside a girl’s mouth and you slap her ass at the same time (like bongos)

I gave her a nice dirty jack yesterday

by Melonsssss April 29, 2020

Dirty Jack Stone

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.

Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone

by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021

Dirty Jack Rabbit

When a girl does a guy in the ass with a carrot, and then makes him eat it.

Last night was George and mines anniversary, so I gave him a Dirty Jack Rabbit. He loved it.

by Arl Vagine September 24, 2008

Dirty Jack Muzzati

The act of taking a rat and skewering it on your penis and grilling it like a kebab, then getting a girl to eat off like a delicious snack.

Did you hear max did a dirty jack muzzati last night? Yeah that girl must be scarred.

by bigdog94 June 24, 2021

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof March 1, 2012

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009