When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.
"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
by HockeyNJ May 4, 2010
Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.
by Igotallofit December 30, 2009
A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
by Dirty dan smacks ya with a pan June 20, 2019
by big man Jhon October 10, 2018
Someone who suspiciously owns a lot of horses and is always wandering off to the stables with a bag that’s full.
by SpoopyBootay May 10, 2020
You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
by SomeRandomEdgyTeen January 1, 2018
by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008