dirty dan

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment

"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"

by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008

dirty dan

When fucking a girl thats on her period, pull out and ass fuck her.

This nasty girl let me do the dirty dan last night.

by sickguy08 January 25, 2008

dirty dan

when a man takes his dick out from an anal cavity and rubs it on his partner, smearing poo on them

Male 1: Dude, I Dirty Dan'd

my girl last night

Male 2: Cool...must have smelled like shit

by DildoJones45 July 12, 2017

Dirty Dan

Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.

*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened

by stonedweeb December 29, 2017

Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 12, 2020

Dirty Dan

The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.

Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.

by WhoDaresWins March 09, 2010

Dirty Dan

When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...

Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!

by jaydog99 January 13, 2020