dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.

Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.

dirtbag syndrome by dangerCake September 11, 2014

Dirtbag snake 

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.

Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!

Dirtbag snake by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021

dirtbag syndrome

Looking,smelling or even being like Tom the teenage dirt bag

Yo tom go shower u stink u have the dirtbag shower

dirtbag syndrome by sizzle February 25, 2003

Dirtbag snake 

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

Dirtbag snake by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

Satellite Dirtbag

One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.

-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

Satellite Dirtbag by D-Flex May 15, 2004

social network dirtbag 

Person who follows you on a social network that gets you to follow back then unfollows you just to get more followers.

Bubbles just followed me on instagram. I'll follow her back. Bubbles unfollowed me but I am still following her. What a social network dirtbag!

social network dirtbag by Dragonstrike! July 5, 2014

dirtbags 

a person who is white trash and usually never changes their clothes,washes their hair,smells good,ETC

jesalyn's house is full of salisbury dirtbags

dirtbags by mei shang October 27, 2005