Dirt Burger

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

by womoii February 1, 2010

Dirt Burger

A term for a burger that in made with either Vegetable protein, soy/tofu or grains AKA Boca or Gardenburger

Pammy doen't like going the Burgerama because they do not serve Dirt Burgers.

by BruinKiller3469 May 27, 2009

Dirt burger

An unhealthy burger from a takeaway or pizza shop that somehow resembles something edible and tasty when drunk, but to the sober eye is blatently pure evil and not fit for human consumption!

Kerry: Joe, I fancy a dirt burger on the way home.
Sue (who is nicknamed Joe but is actually called Sue): Ooooh good plan batman. Garlic mayo or chilli dressing??
Kerry: Definately garlic mayo.
Sue: Hmmm, garlic mayo makes the best dirt burger.

by susiesusiesue January 26, 2010

burger dirt

Slang for feces. Often used to describe the shit left on a mans penis after anal sex with a dirty woman.

You dirty bitch,I told you to have a crap before i gave you one up the dirtbox. Now I've got burger dirt all over my dick.

by Iron fist August 14, 2006

Dirtburgered

When someone tries to be helpful, but as usual, fails spectacularly and creates even more problems.

"Kevin tried to help me move my car, but he dirtburgered me when he ran over my dog and got bulgogi sauce all over the upholstery."

by Crunchmuncher May 29, 2022