susiesusiesue's definitions

Dirt burger

An unhealthy burger from a takeaway or pizza shop that somehow resembles something edible and tasty when drunk, but to the sober eye is blatently pure evil and not fit for human consumption!

Kerry: Joe, I fancy a dirt burger on the way home.
Sue (who is nicknamed Joe but is actually called Sue): Ooooh good plan batman. Garlic mayo or chilli dressing??
Kerry: Definately garlic mayo.
Sue: Hmmm, garlic mayo makes the best dirt burger.

by susiesusiesue January 26, 2010

Arse rape

To devour with speed and accuracy.

After drinking vodka and redbull all night, Susie arse raped a pizza, much to the amazement of Victoria!

by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

dog in a catsuit

A cat that appears to be rather too large to be a cat!

While walking down the street at night, Susie gasped in amazement "look, there's a dog... oh no, it's just a dog in a catsuit!"

by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009