Definitions by susiesusiesue

Dirt burger 

An unhealthy burger from a takeaway or pizza shop that somehow resembles something edible and tasty when drunk, but to the sober eye is blatently pure evil and not fit for human consumption!

Kerry: Joe, I fancy a dirt burger on the way home.
Sue (who is nicknamed Joe but is actually called Sue): Ooooh good plan batman. Garlic mayo or chilli dressing??
Kerry: Definately garlic mayo.
Sue: Hmmm, garlic mayo makes the best dirt burger.

Dirt burger by susiesusiesue January 26, 2010

Arse rape

To devour with speed and accuracy.

After drinking vodka and redbull all night, Susie arse raped a pizza, much to the amazement of Victoria!

Arse rape by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

dog in a catsuit 

A cat that appears to be rather too large to be a cat!

While walking down the street at night, Susie gasped in amazement "look, there's a dog... oh no, it's just a dog in a catsuit!"

dog in a catsuit by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009