Direland 

The proper name for Ireland. Given due to the country's impending return to the stone age due to horrendous financial mismanagement, endemic political corruption and the country's inability to survive with European Union handouts.

Direland bloke in the 17th century: "To be sure to be sure, that Cromwell and the Brits are giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate".
Direland bloke in the 18th century, "To be sure to be sure, the Brits after the United Irishmen rebellion is giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate.
Direland bloke in the 19th century, "To be sure to be sure, I can't grow any potatoes so somehow the Brits are giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate"
Direland bloke in the 20th century, "To be sure, to be sure, I live in a priest-ridden shite hole but somehow it has to be the Brits giving us a hard time, and I'm poor, let's emigrate"
Direland bloke in the 21th century, "To be sure, to be sure, my country got rich on an unsustainable financial boom due to us going cap in hand to the EU (partly funded by the evil Brits) but now our country met reality and so it's going to shit but somehow it's the Brits giving us a hard time, and I'm poor, let's emigrate".

Direland by Rory the sheep May 26, 2010

Dirlandaa 

This is when you are listening to an older classic and get the urge to dance like a person from the 40s.

"I really like Dirlandaa'ing".

"Lets Dirlandaa!"

Dirlandaa by Juzka November 24, 2011

dieland 

look it’s dieland! Dieland is NOT dylan, kay! 😡

“do you know who dylan is?”

“DIELAND?!”

dieland by madshuck February 23, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016