Smallsaye diplo 

In grand strategy games it is the act of backstabbing allies that make sense to have. This can include, not joining wars of natural allies, betraying agreements made, or becoming enemies for no reason. It is also the act of over committing to allies that make no sense to have. This can include death warring over the most minor of things, making bad allies, and trusting people you shouldn't.

Dude 1: Man I can't believe Dave betrayed me to team up with somebody who he is enemies with.
Dude 2: that is just some smallsaye diplo for you.

Smallsaye diplo by NotJay69420 August 13, 2023

diplosquid 

a person with little or no morals who have a squids brain, thinks they can treat people meanly and try and use a diplomatic phrase to try control or intimidate someone, when infact, they havent got a clue about life values

"WOW you are nothing but a diplosquid!!! stop being so shallow and diplomatic all the time, you have a squids brain!!!

diplosquid by tinker_bell August 23, 2014

diplosquid 

A person who thinks they are diplomatic, But actually have the brains of a squid...
A person who thinks they know everything better than everyone else and try to answer everything said in a horrible/sarcastic diplomatic way, but they make no sense....

Some people are so full of themselves and think they know everything, treating people with no respect.

"stop being so mean and diplomatic all the time, you think you are better than everyone you talk #cowsdung because you have the brains of a squid"

"your nasty diplomatic attitude cant intimidate me, your nothing but a diplosquid"

diplosquid by tinker_bell August 23, 2014

Diplossion 

A state of being absolutely flubbergasted by a very big higgy hagga

Kabest is going through diplossion

Diplossion by Awengerdagunner May 31, 2019

diplospeak

The dialect of slang, or euphemismistic speech used by diplomats and politicians when they want to say something terrible about someone, but don't want to pay the consequences of saying such a terrible thing.

From NY Times, 10/22/05: 'Mr. Bolton, who termed Mr. Mekdad's denials "ridiculous," accused Syria of failing to cooperate with the investigators, which, he said, was "diplospeak for obstruction of justice."'

diplospeak by Downstrike October 23, 2005

diploshitic 

being diplomatic, even when it's obvious that the other side doesn't give a shit what you want

we tried being diplomatic so we could tell the rest of the world how great we were. they didn't seem to be interested, or give a sh*t. it was like we were diploshitic.

diploshitic by Dan 060 September 4, 2021

Diplosexual 

Bisexual man in a rad delirious state of denial, (or extremely closeted). Who refuses to accept he's not straight but would date a man or recive a blowjob.

Usually a top.

“I’m sure I’ve gotten a blowjob from a guy before. I don’t know if it’s gay unless you make eye contact… I think the best answer I have is I’m not gay. There are a couple guys I could date, life partner-wise.” - Diplo 2023

I'm like diplosexual bro just don't look at me while you do it.

He's so diplosexual but will never admit it.

Diplosexual by xxDocxx February 29, 2024