Diobeseus
Diobeseus by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015
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Deodes
Deoderant. A hip and cutting edge way of saying 'deoderant" which simply has too many syllables. Can become annoying and gay after just one use of the term, but say it anyway.
Deodes by Bison Davis April 23, 2006
Diocese of Singapore
When one is fucking a girl in the ass from behind and simultaneously fisting her vagina. The male breaks through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the rectum and begins to jack himself off inside of her.
"Your sister started screaming pretty loudly when I pulled the Diocese of Singapore on her last night."
Diocese of Singapore by Zlot Machine December 17, 2008
darkness emitting diode
A Light Emitting Diode indicator light which has had too much current put through it and no longer lights up as a result.
When I hooked up the 9v battery to the LED it glowed bright orange, then it became a darkness emitting diode.
darkness emitting diode by Brent Fisher December 20, 2005
dioded
a feeling induced by "l.s.d" that would make one feel like he/she is inside a L.E.D(light omiting diode) with the light around them at all times, exposed to this may make the above
doodes
/da oodes/ noun
Starcrossed individuals who are predestined to slip, stumble or dive into a socially awkward position. A doode is usually unaware of the faux-pas, but, may on occasion delight in the mutual discomfort. A doodes is functionally similar to a Larry David.
Starcrossed individuals who are predestined to slip, stumble or dive into a socially awkward position. A doode is usually unaware of the faux-pas, but, may on occasion delight in the mutual discomfort. A doodes is functionally similar to a Larry David.
The doodes smiled broadly at the new father, "So you are African American and your wife is Japanese... what does that child look like?".
Ah, said the doodes, "So I called the wrong person? Oh, the other ethnic person. Hmmm, no, I didn't confuse you with someone else of the same race. Yes, I realize you are all individuals."
The doode's brow furled, "Mo? Who is Mo? Oh, you are referring to Carl the hoMOsexual, correct?" A look of surprise, "Oh actually Mohammad... certainly a different way to go."
Ah, said the doodes, "So I called the wrong person? Oh, the other ethnic person. Hmmm, no, I didn't confuse you with someone else of the same race. Yes, I realize you are all individuals."
The doode's brow furled, "Mo? Who is Mo? Oh, you are referring to Carl the hoMOsexual, correct?" A look of surprise, "Oh actually Mohammad... certainly a different way to go."
doodes by gregbeenbobaked October 20, 2010