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Fair Dinkum Aussie Dingo 

A return response to an Aussie mate (male) usually over a few beers who says something so outrageous that “fair dinkum” just doesn’t cut it.
Mate at pub: Went fishing, fell in the water, got attached by a shark, managed to get out of the water fairly unscathed and scored a root on the walk back to the Ute.

Response: Fair dinkum Aussie dingo!
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a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker 

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

dindumobile 

A vehicle that a dindu had "borrowed" and now drives.
The more advanced the dindumobile, the more a dindu nuffin has to increase its skill in order to operate such vehicle. Sometimes this is a huge deterrent since dindus naturally have an average IQ of 65.
Last week, Tyrone "received" his new dindumobile - a shiny new bike! Now it's muddy and almost broken, but that's okay with Tyrone because there are many bikes in this world and he is just one dindu nuffin.
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I recently went to the cops to report my old Honda Civic was stolen. When the cops arrived at the dindu's house it said "SHIEEEEETTTTT I DINDU NUFFIN DIS MUH DINDUMOBILE WE WUZ KANGZ U RASIS WHITE COP CRACKAH I DINDU IT". Fortunately the dindu wasn't in my Honda Civic when he said that, otherwise my car would've been full of bullet holes.

fair dinkum 

Australian slang; v, fair or true. To proclaim a fact or truth in a statement in such a manner.
Na mate, I'l tell ya what...the guy come roun he-gain..Il give to em right..bloody fair dinkum mate!"
fair dinkum by herbie January 22, 2004

Fair dinkum 

Usually a term used to confirm the truth of a statement.
The origins of this term are disputed but a plausible one is that it came from the Victorian Goldfields where Chinese workers used the term Ding kum so confirm a deal that is honest and true.
Fair dinkum mate those shoes have seen better days.
Fair dinkum by Parkmyute November 25, 2012

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.