Dingoose

The top tier swear word of the universe.
Used when someone is so annoying and obnoxious that regular swear words won't do the trick to shut them up.

"I think that the Pandemic is a hoax."
"Shut up, you Dingoose. That's right, You're a Dingoose."

Dingoose by 1337% April 5, 2020

dongoose 

A mythological creature which bears the head of a dog and the body of a mongoose.

"That creature has the head of a dog and the body of a mongoose. I shall name thee, a dongoose."

dongoose by Ben_Taylor May 4, 2006