Dingledoogus 

very dumb and silly person

P1: Stop touching that wire you're gonna blow us up you (dingledoogus).

P2: lol no!

Dingledoogus by dingledoogus December 31, 2022

dingledoots 

What someone new to snickerdoodles calls snickerdoodles when they can't remember what they're called.

Dave: You should have stolen the rest of the dingledoots.
Holly: Dingledoots?
Dave: Yea...cookies..not quite sugar-cookies...
Holly: Snickerdoodles..?
Dave: Sniiickkerrdooodlless..
Holly: /facepalm

dingledoots by Leshya March 25, 2010

Dingleoofus

A combination between the shortened version of Dingleberry
and a Doofus.

A Dingleberry being the small pooplets left on and around your butt after a sub-par wipe.
A Doofus being a not very smart person.

Therefor a Dingleoofus is a small dumb pooplet

Guy 1: "Did you hear about when John ran into the door?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's such a damn dingleoofus."

Dingleoofus by AnonT July 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008