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Dingle Beardy 

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.
Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef
Dingle Beardy by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011
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Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries
"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."
Dinglebeardies by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

Dinglebeard 

Clumps of food left over in the beard after a meal. See: dingleberry.
I had turkey chili for lunch and now there's Second Lunch in my dinglebeard!
Dinglebeard by EmPrat April 14, 2017

Dinglebeard 

A man that eats ass and gets her dingles in his beard like a coonboogeler
Cody has a Dinglebeard
Dinglebeard by Codydonohueisfag February 16, 2021
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