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Dingle Beardy 

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.
Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef
Dingle Beardy by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011
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Dinglebeardies

Food that gets stuck on someones beard after eating. Also see dingleberries
"Did you see thise crumbs in that guys beard?"
"Yeah someone should give him some tissues for those dinglebeardies.."
Dinglebeardies by gtothedtothem November 21, 2011

Dinglebeard 

Clumps of food left over in the beard after a meal. See: dingleberry.
I had turkey chili for lunch and now there's Second Lunch in my dinglebeard!
Dinglebeard by EmPrat April 14, 2017

Dinglebeard 

A man that eats ass and gets her dingles in his beard like a coonboogeler
Cody has a Dinglebeard
Dinglebeard by Codydonohueisfag February 16, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026