Someone who's rude, lazy, useless and most importantly, disgustingly dirty
This can also be used to imply poor quality in regular objects. For example: Dil-mobile (Shit box), (garbage car)
That guys is such a Diljoy.
That's a dil-mobile Dilly-office
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'